Peter Rabbit
Senior Statesman
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| All AboutPeter Rabbit | |
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| Gender | Gelding |
| Motto | Only the good die young. |
| Aliases | |
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| Registered Name | Coastal Peter Rabbit |
| Interests | |
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| Favorite Book | The Horse Who Wouldn't Die: The Biography of a Useless Horse by H.B. Farmer |
| Hobbies | Eating and rolling. And rolling and eating. |
Posts by Peter Rabbit
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Aug 22, 2025Peter Rabbit
Senior StatesmanI was gonna school dressage, but then I got high
I could've piaffed, I could've pranced, but I got high
Now I am lounging in the grass, and I know why
'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna write more verses, but then I got high
They were gonna be funny, they were gonna rhyme, but I got high
Now this post has only 1, now 2, verses and I know why
'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high0 2 -
Jul 31, 2025
Peter Rabbit
Senior StatesmanI am what is called a silver fox. My silver highlights make me look handsome and distinguished. And they add an air of gravitas to everything I do. Here is a photo of me doing the very serious business of eating grass.
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Jul 31, 2025
Sure you do, buddy. And that grass looks amazing. We don't get grass like that here. -
Jun 30, 2025
Peter Rabbit
Senior StatesmanHappy 7th Birthday to Mbappe. Now that he is almost an adult, I thought us older horses should share with him some life advice. So drop your words of wisdom in the comments below.
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Jun 30, 2025
Mbappe, they can make you wear the halter of shame under your bridle, but they can't make you feel shame.
Jun 30, 2025
Well behaved horses rarely have books written about them. Were these horses well behaved?: The Black Stallion, Sgt Reckless: America's War Horse, and of course, our very own @PeterRabbit in The Horse Who Wouldn't Die: The Biography of a Useless Horse. -
Jan 13, 2025
Peter Rabbit
Senior StatesmanAs the most senior member of The Herd, I would like to welcome our newest member: Mbappe. Mbappe is a 6 year old off the track Arabian. Welcome to The Herd, Mbappe!
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Jan 13, 2025
An Arabian racehorse! Like the Black! Awesome! Welcome to the Herd, Mbappe!
Jan 16, 2025
Thank you everyone (except @Peppa) for the warm welcome. I am excited to be here and look forward to having some fun with you guys. Anyone up for some face boxing? -
May 26, 2023
Peter Rabbit
Senior StatesmanHappy Birthday @Peppa! The big One-Seven! You're never too old to misbehave.
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May 30, 2023
So is it true that being a Princess is hard work? You don't look terribly thrilled about your title.
Jun 09, 2023
It takes a lot of energy to be adorable. The big doe eyes alone are exhausting. But I do like the extra snacks that come along with the title. -
Nov 21, 2022
Peter Rabbit
Senior StatesmanCan you believe I have been banned from Twitter!? They claim my account is a fake. So I am going to start my own twitter-like platform called Nicker. It is going to be awesome. I am working on designing the logo now. So all you horses who get banned from Twitter because they don't think you are a real person should check it out.
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Jul 30, 2023
That's a great photo @Peppa. But why is the rider still on your back. You are supposed to chuck them in the river and THEN cross. -
Jun 02, 2022
Peter Rabbit
Senior StatesmanAs the oldest and most distinguished horse here, I would like to be the first to welcome everyone to The Herd.
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Jun 03, 2022
I haven't kicked anyone in like 15 years. Why does everyone always bring that up? -
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